Mexican River

Same as a mexican avalanche, except instead of cumming in your bitches hair you piss in it.

i gave her so many mexican avalanches i had no more cum, so i gave her a mexican river. That slut didn't even realize!

by Chode Master God June 11, 2006

Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.

Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails

by Zorloc March 24, 2009

Jewish Mexican

A Mexican with a coupon.

That Jewish Mexicans faster than a bullet because he has a coupon!!!

by DADAD March 15, 2008

mexican shower

When someone is so lazy they cant stand the thought of even a 5 minute shower, they will spray their can of Pheonix Axe over themselves for a period of time.

WE GOTTA LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES?! Shit..i'll just take a mexican shower * proceeds to spray axe over body for 7 seconds *

by MUNER ACT November 12, 2009

mexican apb

all points bulletin in california flashed on freeway signs

freeway was jammed because of a mexican apb, amber alert, brown alert, beaner alert, mexican alert its all the same.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

Mexican Icicles

This requires a mexican girl with long gooch hair. SO basically this is where you cum on the bitches gooch hair and allow time to harden.

That mexican icicles are like hair gel for the gooch.

by CURT BITCH October 8, 2006

Mexican Piñata

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.

I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican Piñata.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2009