Stacc Johnson

A girl with large breasts

Jimmy: Damn that girl is a Stacc Johnson

by Yamanzzz November 30, 2019

Gavin Johnson

An annoying ass kid from Raleigh who thinks that his Instagram followers make him superior to people and gets butthurt when someone speaks of his brother. He joined the Ben group chat without permission from the bens and thought he belonged.

“I’m Gavin Johnson. I’m cool because I have Instagram followers and a tiktok account.”

“Wow. I can’t believe Gavin Johnson thought he could just join the Ben group chat and assume his amount of Instagram followers compared to being named Ben.“

“Gavin Johnson is NOT cool.”

by quanquillius December 1, 2019

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.

"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."

by EST_stockier1 December 9, 2019

Andy Johnson

The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker

Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.

Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?

by BootyChode December 19, 2019

Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

johnson

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.

by gnostic3 September 10, 2019