miami heat jersey

A sports jersey that the Miami-dade County players wear and in the hood a Bullet proof vest. Since Heat also stands for a gun.

Bob: I shot jim but he dident die.
Jack: Oh, Jim? he wears a miami heat jersey he bullet proof, take head shots

by escobar ceaser January 14, 2008

new jersey

An east coast state that will one day like detach itself from the US; probably because its stink will push it from its spot within the earth. This would be advantageous to PA, as it would have its own shoreline and be rid of most of Jersey's horrible drivers.

PA Driver: "Sorry I'm late. I kept getting stuck behind New Jersey drivers who cut me off, almost crashed into my car, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit.

PA Shore-Lover: "It's awfully nice out; too bad I don't want to go to the shore enough to have to drive an hour through New Jersey."

by Dego Mama August 12, 2005

New Jersey

A state that has some nice area's such as Princeton, however it also is the spawning ground for bad accents and poor drivers(Leonia to the Jersey Shore). Although New Jersey might think they are the leaders of the Tri-state, the fact is they are no more then a shadow being cast from the greatest city and one of the three best states on earth (New York, Florida and California). Without New York New Jersey would cease to have any relevance in this country what so ever. New Jersey Pails in Comparison to it's big brother New York, regardless of how it may defend it self.

New Jersey boasts some celebs but the fact NY has about 10 fold or more.

New Jersey has high end area's such Princeton and other nice venues. New York has all of Long Island, Weschester and the exclusive Bay/harbor areas of Long Islands Elite.

New Jersey has cities such as Newark and Atlantic City for entertainment. New York has the Epicenter of the cultural world, New York City.

New Jersey has it's infamous Jersey shore while New York has it's Elite Hamptons.

People who travel to the United States to visit do not come to see New Jersey, they come to see the Big Apple or the NYC.

by Sphinx Seven March 2, 2009

jerd

basically a jerk but weirder and jerkier.

"What a JERD!" Adam and Angie shouted after their archrival, who shall remain nameless.

by Adam McG July 11, 2006

Jersey

(n) short for New Jersey. Home to such natural disasters as the Jersey Shore. Essentially, it's like New York's red-headed stepchild. It's there; only other red-headed stepchildren (aka - natives) actually like it, but you can't get rid of it because it is part of the family now.

I was driving from Oregon to New York, and drove an extra day just so I didn't have to drive through Jersey.

by nynative July 30, 2010

Jersey

A State full of obnoxious people who smell bad, think they're tough, and are way out of style. Little do they know that if they ever entered a REAL place like Philly or NYC, they would have their asses handed to them upon starting a fight. Mainly consists of Shopping Malls, Chain Restaurants, Highways, and Target stores. Just plain sad.

Aww shit, My train goes through Jersey before taking me to New York! I hope none of their cheap cologne rubbs off on me! Shit man, Jersey Can't even make a real Cheesesteak! It Just Plain SUCKS!

by FromPhillyWitWiz April 19, 2011

Jersey Trash

A particularly cool pseudo-celebrity who lives in Northern New Jersey. He is a part-time super hero, who often combats injustice with even worse injustice. He also is a musician, with connections that range from hardcore bands to broadway singers. You can recognize him by his copious use of the J T hand-sign.

He has since left New Jersey, and is rumoured to have set up shop in the D.C. area.

Hey look, it's Jersey Trash! *flashes the J T sign*

by Jesse H. May 5, 2006