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A Joke

Person 1: Wanna see a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Look at a mirror
*Person 2 looks at mirror*
Person 2: But jokes have meaning
by Pretend that this is a good na October 20, 2021
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joke suck

If was a serious sucking just a joke so no bi deal
Joke suck your boy and it ain’t gay cause it’s a joke
by TheSarge69 January 17, 2018
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jokes pal

when a ENGLISH guy makes jokes.
ME: Bruh you look like an old Bitch!
MOM: What did you say!?
ME: its just jokes pal!
by Dreyk February 8, 2017
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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Is this a joke guy

A Guy who stares off obliviously at work. Often found sleeping on scalfing in the middle of construction site.
Is this a joke guy came into work today. That was a joke. This guy wasnt a joke the joke was the guy.
by Birdman Jenkins November 25, 2019
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e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.
Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.
by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010
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Urban Inside Joke

A word or term submitted by people on Urban Dictionary that usually revolves around a person or thing that very few people other than the submitter actually know about, with said word or term often having a definition that does not accurately or effectively explain what it actually is to people who have never heard of such a thing before
The huge amount of urban inside jokes is fucking irritating.
by Unrealistic Trap-like Pervboi February 1, 2018
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