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Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.
I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?
by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023
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Banks

Wow banks is such a loser
by Ooof September 17, 2017
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spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022
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Niggy Bank

A black piggy bank.
Made in Africa.
Flynn: How much money do you have in your niggy bank?
Roger: 69 cents.
by gregben September 19, 2023
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Ulster bank

"Here lads I'm away to have an Ulster bank(wank) over at wee pussy cats profile pictures"
by Bigdickgiles September 1, 2016
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Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.
“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking

“Don’t come in I’m online banking
by LucaSmells August 12, 2024
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oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
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