ghost brothers

When two or more dudes have sex with an imaginary chick at the same time.

We were just eskimo brothers, but last night we threw Sally on the rotisserie and became ghost brothers.

by jday December 14, 2012

Ghost Dad

Referencing the Bill Cosby Movie. It refers to someone who is your friend but never answers emails or returns texts days or weeks later. They are your friend but no one ever see them. When you think they are gone they randomly appear or send you a text or email. when confronted they think they are always there.

John: Where is Phil? I don't know man he is has been Ghost dad for the last 2 months

by Vanfan August 25, 2013

Ghost stroke

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.

“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”

by Pseudonah October 1, 2018

Ghost Crush

Someone that you have had feelings for in the past and have gone, but, you still think highly of them & still acknowledge that they are attractive, anagous to a ghost. Someone that was alive, is no longer, and you haven’t forgotten about them.

Also may be willing to date if asked, because you know that it wouldn’t be hard to regain feelings for said person.

P1: Why are you always so nice to Sydney?
P2: She’s a ghost crush of mine

by Drag unit April 16, 2018

Sex with Ghosts

The sad act of masturbation whilst missing an ex-lover with whom you had awesome sex.

"Daniel closed Tinder and opted to have sex with ghosts again"

by Otter Debauchery January 4, 2022

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Smoke the Ghost

To Smoke the Ghost you smoke the joint down to the very end of the joint. Instead of smoking it to a roach that you put out you smoke every bit and inhale the last remains of the joint. There is literally nothing left of the joint and by the time it goes out all there it left is one tiny piece of weed or burnt paper. Anyone who can smoke the ghost can consider themselves a true professional stoner.

man remeber that one time you smoked the ghost, most people would have put it out and called it beat but you smoked the cherry until it went out and inhaled every last bit of that joint. Come on you pussy, keep hitting it til it's beat then smoke the ghost.

by Woody's got Ciggarettes February 25, 2010