seedless fruit 

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.

Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy

seedless fruit by whky April 26, 2014

uterus fruit 

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus

Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

uterus fruit by Bigthunderrumblefish June 28, 2016

Mexican fruit tart 

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

Mexican fruit tart by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

Japanese fruit pie 

A Japanese man that's beyond flaming gay.

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.

Japanese fruit pie by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017

body fruit 

Noun. When a person develops a strong body odor from poor hygiene or lack of bathing. Specifically refers to the genital region.

Also known as smelling 'ripe'.

Damn girl, when's the last time you showered? You smell like body fruit.

body fruit by Winniewinwinwin April 22, 2017

secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth

Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.

secret fruit basket by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017

taco fruit 

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"

taco fruit by Zevil August 29, 2017