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Mexican fruit tart 

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

uterus fruit 

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus
Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

Japanese fruit pie 

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.
Japanese fruit pie by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017

body fruit 

Noun. When a person develops a strong body odor from poor hygiene or lack of bathing. Specifically refers to the genital region.

Also known as smelling 'ripe'.
Damn girl, when's the last time you showered? You smell like body fruit.
body fruit by Winniewinwinwin April 22, 2017

taco fruit 

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!
"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"
taco fruit by Zevil August 29, 2017

freckled fruit cup 

A straight man who acts as if they are gay, and offers to take cumshots from his close friends
You see that freckled fruit cup over there?

Yeah
I'm pretty sure he finally got a his cumshot