Fire schnozzle

The act of grabbing your dick (like a fire hose nozzle) right before you’re about to cum and blowing your load into her nose (or her schnoz).

“Hey Becky, you okay?”

“I don’t know, Brad gave me a fire schnozzle last night and now my eyes burn and I think my brain might be pregnant...”

by Brokenhavarti January 3, 2019

Fire alarm

A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building

The fire alarm went off!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 23, 2018

Fire Cadet

MOBILISE MOBILISE....lets all squirt water over a fake fire ? What fun we have once a week, although we always do more ...there never happy.

We love fire cadets

by Woohoo3000 January 25, 2019

maro fire

Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.

The maro fire in my pants is driving me crazy. Makes me want to call my ex wife.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

Chauncey Fire

Chauncey’s magnum dong

Chauncey uses his chauncey fire to rail your mother

by Daddy’sKitten March 8, 2023

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests

The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

Wings of Fire

The best book series to fuckin' exist. (Written by Tui T Sutherland)

Wings of Fire
Qibli: Moon, I love you!
Winter: But I also love you, Moon! Who will you choose
Moon: Mmm.. What if we just make a big fuck pile? Like- we all fuck each other
Qibli and Winter: ... Yep sounds good.
Your mom: And so shipping wars were solved forever!!

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 January 25, 2023