dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)

Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.

by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017

duncan donut

A punching bag so feel free to hit him when you're mad

I just punched Duncan Donut

by BenthehumanYT March 6, 2017

duncan brownspot

The act of putting your testicles in or on a unsuspecting persons face.Dunking then repeatedly . Consequently a brown spot remains on there forehead.

When I was drunk someone Duncan brownspot me . first I was mad but then I felt so violated.

by Tommy in hand April 27, 2017

Duncan

(noun)
1. A person who does anything they want without explaining why they're doing it.
2. A person who tries to pull rank over somebody else.
3. A person who makes themselves seem more important than you actually are.
4. Having a Napoleon's Complex or God's Complex

Stop being such a Duncan and shitting all over the fucking walls!

by recrudescence May 10, 2017

Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing

The dancing cactus is here

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

Dunkin slap

The act of dunkin your balls in a recipients mouth with force propelling your cock slapping them in the face

I dropped my shorts and rapidly dropped down to dunk my nuts in her mouth, propelling my length in her face giving her a dunkin slap

by Tommy in hand April 21, 2018