Donkey Kiss: The compassionate act of issuing a Donkey Punch to one’s partner in a manner whereby said partner suffers from insomnia or some other form of sleep abnormality thus rendering that person unconscious which in turn results in a much needed night of slumber. The beneficial physical byproduct of executing the Donkey Kiss is made all the sweeter and more satisfying knowing that you are doing something so deeply motivated in kindness and selflessness.
My wife had been complaining from several sleepless nights, wrought with angst around the “rigors” of her daily life, so I kindly ”Donkey Kissed” her in the back of the head as I whispered “Sleep tight my princess” and then gently removing my unit from her can. We both slept soundly that night.
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