Detarded

–adjective
1. characterized by retardation: a retarded child
2. relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development
3. A level of intoxication that renders ones speach and motor functions similar to those who are mentally retarded

Kat: I am so retarded right now
Lille: yeah I know I am so the D word
Kat: the D word?
Lille: wait hahaha I mean the R word

Lille is so Detarded that she thinks retarded starts with a D

by katrose January 12, 2008

Detritiva

Detritiva (from detritivore): this is the *lady* who sends naked pictures of herself by email and text message, and fucks a man KNOWING he has a significant other and KNOWING the significant other knows nothing of the trysts.

Now some would argue that detritivores (and therefore Detritivas) are very useful and perform a much needed service.

I agree! They are the bottom feeders that expose and remove the SHIT (man sluts), making way for better options.

Ms. K: "I know he has a girlfriend, but I'll be his fuck buddy!"
Ms. M: "No, you're a detritiva!"

by Angela G February 16, 2008

detumecence

Common misspelling of "detumescence."

See "detumescence."

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"There's a typo in your script. You wrote "detumecence" when it should have been "detumescence."

"Oh, no one will catch that."

"Just you wait and see."

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by al-in-chgo March 20, 2010

Determinasian

An Asian person who will do whatever they can to succeed at their goal.

He is such a determinasian. He is always in the library studying. I don't know if he even sleeps

by TheNewCancer April 23, 2010

dethug

This is the process of removing thugs from an organization, often a sports team. This is what Chip Kelly is doing in Philadelphia. And the opposite of Pete Carroll what is happening in Seattle.

Football fan 1: "Did you see that Philadelphia cut Desean Jackson?"
Football fan 2: "Yeah, Chip Kelly is really dethuging the Eagles."

by Mixolydian October 26, 2014

Deteeth

To remove someone's dentures by having them bite down on your dick, then pulling your dick out of their mouth along with their dentures.

"Edward told Granny K to bite down hard so he could deteeth her before she gave him a gum job."

by grape_catAg April 16, 2015

Detroit crackhead

A crackhead from Detroit

Shit he's definitely a Detroit crackhead

by The fact I can September 14, 2015