Detritiva 

Detritiva (from detritivore): this is the *lady* who sends naked pictures of herself by email and text message, and fucks a man KNOWING he has a significant other and KNOWING the significant other knows nothing of the trysts.

Now some would argue that detritivores (and therefore Detritivas) are very useful and perform a much needed service.

I agree! They are the bottom feeders that expose and remove the SHIT (man sluts), making way for better options.

Ms. K: "I know he has a girlfriend, but I'll be his fuck buddy!"
Ms. M: "No, you're a detritiva!"

Detritiva by Angela G February 16, 2008

Detroitivore

The term assigned to Democrat politicians who are elected to their positions based on promises of Utopian outcomes for the electorate. Once in power, they ramp up welfare and cause the electorate to become increasingly dependant on the state, thus sustaining the grip the Democrats have on their liberties and social mobility.

No city under long term control by Detroitivores ever resembles the paradise that was promised and often ends up crime riddled because of widespread unemployment and state dependence (this is now often blamed on anything but the parasitic nature of Detroitivores).

The safety net of welfare that was promised has been allowed to become a hammock that is increasingly hard to get up from.

All social problems in these states are blamed on Republicans, despite the fact the Republicans haven't held power in them for decades.

See cities such as:
St. Louis, Jackson, Detroit, New Orleans, Baltimore, Memphis, Cleveland, Baton Rouge, Kansas City and Shreveport.

And then compare them to crime rate statistics whilst paying attention to the presiding political party in those same cities.

Bradley: "Hey man, did you see, the number of unemployed keeps going up despite the mayor's electoral promises to increase taxes 700% to reduce that number?"
Savannah: "That sucks. It must be hard to live in a city run by Detroitivores"
Bradley: "Detroitivores?"

Savannah: "Yep, parasitic beings in human skin whose policies harm the electorate while simultaneously using them to sustain their own power."

Detroitivore by Souper Rare June 26, 2022

Detritivore 

A detritivores is an organism that feeds on decomposing plants and animal parts, as well as faeces.
For example, fungi, bacteria, and earthworms.

Detritivores are an important aspect of many ecosystems. They can live on any type of soil with an organic component, including marine ecosystems, where they are termed interchangeably with bottom feeders.

Detritivore by Sunflower♪(´ε｀ ) November 29, 2019

Detrival

The act of having sexual degeneracy with a male farm animal, namely a cow; the gay form of beastiality.

An Ohio man was arrested on 5 counts of detrival. He plead guilty and is serving 18 months in the penitentiary for animal cruelty.

Detrival by weetad123 October 28, 2023

Detectivate

To act as a detective, investigating something, even though you aren't one.

I'm gonna detectivate on that sushi place tonight.

Detectivate by Quack M.D. August 1, 2019

Detectivate

To investigate someone in the game of mafia

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

Detectivate by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

detritivore 

Noun

An organism that survives off of eating other dead rotting organisms or their waste. (i.e. shit)

You must be a detritivore, because when you don't brush your teeth your breath smells like shit!

detritivore by BearOnAUnicylce1922 March 18, 2016