Donald Trump 

1. A massive pedophile.

2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.

dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”

girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”

guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”

guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”

Donald Trump by gwoovy August 25, 2025

donAld trump 

fuck this bitch ass nigger this fucking bitchy ass whore cannot do anything correctly this xenophobic orange nigger fuck this sharmoota

Look mom! It's donald trump! SWEETIE RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

donAld trump by donaldtrumphater69 August 26, 2025

Donald Trump 

Fat orange bastard that fucks little girls and kills children for his savior Adolf Hitler

Man, Donald Trump just defunded my Grandma’s cancer treatment, what a fuckin piece of shit.

Donald Trump by Fdgahgsjsnacxknazk August 27, 2025

Donald Trump 

A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.

The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.

Donald Trump by Danger E September 26, 2025

Donald Trump 

Current President of the United States (2025), destroyer of economies and purveyor of cheese puff skin

"Did you see the news on Donald Trump and his tariffs?"
"Yeah man my stocks are down like 3000%."

Donald Trump by csh_0120 September 26, 2025

Donald Trump

A dictator who makes united states collapse.

Normal person: can Donald Trump to not ruin out country?

Maga brainwashed monster: TrUmP dId NoThInG wRoNg!1!1!1!

Donald Trump by RandomFinnishAntiMagaPerson February 5, 2026

Donald trump

An orange mf who somehow convinced half of america that he was jesus even though he's a polar opposite

Bro did you hear how Donald trump is about to bomb iran
Bro we boutta get nuked

Donald trump by Lebron is my king February 26, 2026