snooker chunks

a term of endearment and affection on par with pookie and possum.

goodnight snooker chunks

by obrigado June 13, 2006

chunko

o mythical being...good at everything

chunko will beat us all in checkers

by pizzle g May 4, 2004

Crunkalanche

Forcibly defecating "crunk juice" and food (potentially unmasticated)in an avalanche of diarrhea and solid waste.

May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.

Yo

I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides

Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'

Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused

Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!

Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet

Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek

Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there

Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)

by TA, INC., Lil Jon, Zaphod, beakdotcom July 14, 2006

chunka

n. 1. Term referring to a thoughtful, close friend or loved one. 2. An appropriate word found on a personalized vanity plate. 3. Misfit or loser

1. Thanks for the flowers. That was so sweet of you Chunka.
2. What does that license plate say? OMG! it says CHUNKA.
3. Why did you skip Doc Hill's class? You're such chunka.

by Zach Brown May 13, 2005

chunka

Kinda fat girl/boy. Increase the number of chunkas as describing increasingly larger subjects.

That girl is okay, but she is a one chunka. That girl is a chunka-chunka. Or, that boy is huge--a three chunka! You can also call a very large subject a chunka-chunka-chunka.

by zensmile May 16, 2005

blowin chunks

to blow chunks, vomit, barf, toss your cookies, etc....

1) I was tonguing this chicks butthole and all of a sudden I crunch down on a dingleberry and I start blowin chunks. Wow, it was disgusting.

2) I was hungover as shit so I figured a little hair of the dog would get me going. I took a swig of Jack and comenced to blowin chunks immediately.

3) I stepped in a nasty glob of dogshit and when i went to scrape it off, I started blowin chunks.... the stench was horrible.

by Ezeerider August 24, 2006

Chunkle

Quite like a ‘Chuckle’ in laughter, but done by a ‘fat’ person, instead of chuckling, they chunkle.

Rosie O'Donald chunkles at her own jokes.

by laurr_cakes January 4, 2008