Fries in my crotch

An STD in which hot wendy's fries will sprout from the crotchell region.
Person 1: Why can you not drive today?
Person 2: I got fries in my crotch, it hurts to much
by broe91 September 01, 2010
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Fire Crotch

When you continuously wash your vagina without changing your panties.
by freakish15 July 27, 2010
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maryjane rotten crotch

the skankiest nasty scum douchebag slut a hood rat of epic degree with no I mean no redeeming qualities and she wears glasses has a una brow and a moustache with multiple kids from different dads whose idea of ambition is squeezing no dropping another kid for more wellfare ugly as a lard fire with a pile of what appears to be dog vomit with sabertooth crotch crickets between its legs and 20 pelicans following everytime she goes to the beach trying to tell her about douche because of the stank on her pussy it confuses them because they think they're going to mac down on a pile fish guts or dog vomit they show up and it's just some maryjane rotten crotch also m.j.r.c.
K.T. is a big ole fucken maryjane rotten crotch she'd fuck a cops k-9 if she thought there might be something in it for her, three meals a day for that hoe is swallowing the load of three different guys in one day while she's pregnant from some other guy parties on wellfares dime and sells her ass for everything else
by aweaquarius@aol.com June 19, 2009
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crotch pirate

n. - A title often bestowed to people who crotch themselves on a near-permanent basis. See crotchula.
"Gah, you're such a crotch pirate."
"Tim is THE crotch pirate.."
by Spenny June 24, 2006
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crotch weasel

An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.
"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil
by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" February 17, 2011
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digital crotch

A condition whereby a dancer - usually a breakdancer - moves without soul.
Person A: Mate, that Timberlake Fella's got a right digital crotch.

Person B: Yeah, and his back isn't that sexy either.
by Sev. March 27, 2007
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snotch crotch

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.
"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!
by sweetiethatsadog March 16, 2005
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