crack sniffer

The weird act of a man\women waking up and simply sniffing their partners crack

Ashley was such a Crack sniffer this morning

by Tacobell •_• November 21, 2016

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012

cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015

crack milk

similar to being "oily." to be better than the rest. used the same as the word "sick."

"yo that movie was crack milk"
"yo these shoes are crack milk"

by alex aka i got more dimes then that sprint lady August 7, 2007

Black Crack

A can or bottle of Grape soda. Based on the stereotype that African Americans love grape flavored drinks, food, candy etc..

When you go to the store, please pick up a bottle of black crack.

by birdydb June 27, 2018

eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

by joijoihere August 15, 2017