Colton

A real nigga from fl

be careful that nigga colton gone take yo bitch fs

by fl_cracker_4l November 6, 2023

Colton “lethal” Gonzales

Colton’s are outstanding and are funny, they don’t have a care in the world, but when he wants to can be a bad mother fucker and fuck some people up. Comes from the lethal clan as seen in Colton “lethal” Gonzales, and as it says is lethal and to avoid. He makes the best boyfriend and will care for you till the end of time. He also gives the best hugs. Plus he’s a straight baddy.

Colton “lethal” Gonzales is so funny, he’s cut and bad the whole package

by Best_nama_reivwer November 19, 2023

Colton

A bitch-ass punk white boy that smokes too much weed and thinks he’s all that.

Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Colton got bitched by some Nalo boys?
Person 2: Yea lol.

by jhwjw November 20, 2023

Could not define this.

Could not define this.

Could not define this.

by ooferthesubwoofer August 30, 2024

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Colton

Colton likes to express his thoughts. He can do this for long periods of time. He loves a good ole blowjob and has a heart for peppermint rogues. Will Pearson might come up in conversation, and to this one might say “Pearson was blacked” or “Pop a rogue”. But Price and Brads ability to sports gamble has showed Colton there is a deeper meaning to life.
Shaquan Barkley

Mouton smoked

Hello I'm Colton ( I sports gamble in class and pop rogues)

by Acct 229 November 15, 2024

Could Be Grinkier

A phrase you'd use when something needs more 'Grink'

Can be applied to anything that is mid or average and in need of a little extra flair

Used in reference to the viral meme 'The Grink'

Girl 1: "Hey what do you think of my outfit?"

Girl 2: "Could be grinkier"

by AgadooMe69 November 22, 2024