Ginger Butter

The ejaculatory substance secreted by a Male or Female with red hair and freckles AKA "Gingers"

I got his Ginger Butter all over my face, and I think there was a freckle in it!!!

by Kat143 August 17, 2010

butter pole

Similiar to "Whiskey Dick" butter pole is a penis that cannot get errect.

When the foreskin of an uncercumsized penis is worn out. It appears as it is melting like butter down the shaft.

Jimmy can't satisfy his wife. He has butter pole.

by BranPaul February 28, 2009

buttering the week

When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

by Tarrabyte November 15, 2018

buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.

Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017

clutter butter

The ejaculate left behind in the vagina after a long night of love making.

This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.

by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017

Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

chutch butter

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.

Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!

by Juan Montalvo August 3, 2007