douche bag

Someone with no sense of what is cool but insists that they do. They constantly crack bad jokes that are insulting and have little humor. Their egos are as big as their over-inflated heads. Their laughter is loud and obnoxious and is usually directed toward their own jokes. They will try to make you feel like scum on the bottom of their foot when in reality they would be lucky to be scum on the bottom of yours. Also a wanna-be preppy sell-out.
Fabec is the biggest douche bag that I know. Also--> God! You're such a douche bag.
by Andy and Dan June 24, 2007
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chotch bag

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
by DPdaix June 01, 2007
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bag hoe

A girl who will sleep with a guy or fake a relationship in order to smoke his weed, or steal it.
"Are you friends with Miley?"
"Not really she's a real bag hoe."
by chicamarie July 22, 2008
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de bagging

To pull someone's trousers down in public.

Rules: No tie-ups allowed.

Terminology:
To the bone - to pull both the trousers and the pants down.
Scanted - another term for de-bag
Like a tiger - meaning that ones trousers are tight
Haha Jake just de bagged that girl to the bone man!
Godalming College's lunchtimes are often filled with peopel de bagging each other.
by Ravester March 16, 2007
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Tea Bagged

TEABAGGING IS THE PROCESS OF ONES TESTICALS PROUDLY HANGING 2CM FROM your girlfriends mouth. Whilst dipping your love spuds in her mout ask if she would like the teabag left in. I can tell you now Steve erwin does not recomend teabagging with an old croc
by mark January 13, 2005
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douche bag

some one who acts like a bit of a fool and not very liked
Oh man that guy Kit is a douche bag
by Rufus the doofus September 10, 2009
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bag hag

noun.
1. female who owns too many hand bags/purses/totes etc.
2. like a shoe whore but obsessed with hand bags
On the VH1's Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan, it was confirmed that Lindsay is an official bag hag.
by Bag Hag July 31, 2005
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