vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

Bat

to be rejected or to ignore someone.

Mike: yo,did you talk to that girl?
Gomi: nah bro i got bat.

by ehhh January 3, 2020

Bat Wings

When a female (preferably) or male has excess fat under his/her upper arm that droops down, making it look like they have 'bat wings'.

girl 1 :damn, did you see Ashley's new post?
girl 2: yes!! she was showing off her bat wings, lol
girl 1: ya it was prettyyy disturbing...

by bmw_ily March 10, 2020

Bat

A small, flying animal found to be quite delicious by the Chinese(but what won't the Chinese eat, amirite?).

Jim, name a small flying animal

A bat!

by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020

tingle bat

Mother fucking bitch, or a dick

Tyler is a tingle bat

by Tingle bat April 18, 2018

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022

Bat

To insult or ridicule someone (spanish slang)

Person 1: “omw I togally forgot”
Person 2: it’s “totally”
Person 1: Gringa don’t bat me.

by Esta nueve March 17, 2022