Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

by Arsk92 September 9, 2022

Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

Rocking the flesh boat

Fucking someone in the butt.

Don't bother john right now, he is with his girlfriend emily and he's rocking the flesh boat.

by Angus Mcfife August 2, 2025

a boat of ziggys

1.A Box Pack Of Cigarettes

"Hey Did You Get Yourself A Boat Of Ziggys From The Store?" The Slang Started In Sonora,California

by J.B.B.J. August 22, 2017

Rowing The Boat

Having Intercourse with an obese individual and, slapping their belly back and forth to recreate the motion of the ocean

Girl, I was pegging this big boy and we were totally rowing the boat!

by Uni-Xyz January 1, 2020

boat toe

When you aggressively analfucks a chick with your bigtoe. It must be done out on the ocean

1. Yooo! U should have seen the girl that just walked by!!
2. U mean har over there?
1. Yes! U know her?
2. yeah man. I totally gave her the boat toe yesterday

by Stuffedniggacrust July 27, 2019

Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.

AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!

by Mr. Boathand January 7, 2021