Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

watcherer

A watcher of movies

While on Netflix, Symber is a watcherer.

by Scarrlett Rose June 25, 2017

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

watch your dick

When somebody constantly asking for your virginity and it's annoy you.

A:are you still a virgin?
B:that's not your business. watch your dick DUDE!(you should care for YOUR sexual life not others sexual life)

by Bread-helmet bobina August 9, 2017

watcherboss

Someone who is watched by many people and is a great inperation

I was really impressed after watching watcherboss

by ChildOfGod33 September 4, 2017

Watchclock

Clock + Stopwatch = Watchclock

What time is it ? its watchclock time. Hoe

by MvG Gravity November 8, 2017