Wet Boar

A girl sits on a man’s shoulders and sticks her fingers up his nose. She smacks his head and he runs around like a wild boar. When she comes to climax, she squirts down his back, leading to a slippery slope.

She climbed up on me and had the time of her life doing Wet Boar!

by donnyfreedom July 27, 2018

cornbread is wet

Insult; meaning you are inpatient, jump to conclusions, can't follow directions. Term originated from the south referring to "cooks" who can't wait long enough to cook their corn bread (johnny cake, journey cake) so that it's wet in the middle.

Todd's cornbread is wet. He can't be counted on to finish his unit testing before checking his code in.

Boy WTF, your cornbread is wet, check the f**k'n shell before you load the shot gun, 12 gauge don't go into a 20 guage.

Pelosi's cornbread is wet, she can't wait three day's for others to read the freak'n health care bill online before voting on it This so constituents can comment to their representatives about it.

by MrPlankton November 14, 2009

Wet pillow

The act of internally crying and wetting a pillow with tears.

Wet pillow cause I can't come tonight

by Thotinator February 2, 2015

Wet & Wild

The act of being sexually wet & being physically wild. Used mostly by the freaks under the sheets.

Dave: "are you ready Bon Qui Qui?"
Bon Qui Qui: "most definitely. I'm wet & wild daddy!"

by Bellas_daddy September 10, 2016

Wet Tail

A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.

Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.

by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005

Wet Cat

Your cat being wet by hot men or women, the child appropriate way.

Joe Perry is hot af! I think I have a wet cat..

by MrsTonyIommi July 13, 2020

wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

by Amelia3512 April 4, 2007