Twatter

a word for easily offended twitter users who cancel everything.

Don't be famous, or you'll get cancelled by twatters for some joke tweet.

by Grandmadestroyer666 January 27, 2021

Twatermelon

Wet Ass Pussy

I was all up in her twatermelon .... Damn

by Dangerous360 February 12, 2021

Toaster

A girl or woman who is hot as hell but but you wouldn't stick your dick in her. (IE crazy or daddy issues)

Dude I heard you were dating Emily. Her ex Kyle said she is def a toaster.

by Gachihyper February 12, 2021

Toaster

Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread

Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?

by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 16, 2021

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.

Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*

by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021

Toaster

Toaster

Toaster is toaster!

by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021