Crazy Tits

Crazy. Wild. Like tits bouncing without a bra. Every which way. No direction.

Wow! She's crazy tits.

by RednekHoser June 17, 2018

snail tit

A snail tit is a droopy nipple or droopy boob in particular. Or a snail with titties.

“Yo did you see jessica” “Yeah she has some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018

PG tits

A pair of teabag resembling tits that are so small they could be shown during a PG movie.

I went back with this chic, started getting down to it, took off her top and they were so small I asked to check her ID. Proper PG tits. Still smashed it though.

by ForTheBoys610 September 29, 2018

Helment tits

When yo nips cover 95% of yo tit

Day chick got them helment tits right there

by Conrad420 May 30, 2018

Mint Tits

Using the combination of the word mint and the phrase the tits to create the phrase Mint Tits! It’s not just Mint & it’s not just Tits but it’s Mint Tits!

Similar to saying ‘super’ or ‘extra’ or ‘awesome’! When something is deemed better than mint and yet not referring to tits.

That’s so Mint Tits! or I’m super Mint Tits! or That ride was Mint Tits!

by SandsterInMN June 4, 2018

tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Rough Tits

When something sucks, or is unfortunate. Also used to describe when something is hard or difficult.

"Dude I broke my legs yesterday"
"Both of them? Rough tits man"

"Bro my teacher moved up our test, I haven't even studied"
"Duuude rough tits, I can't help you review I flunked that class"

by Colyat September 10, 2019