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meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.
"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"
by meatspert February 5, 2010
mugGet the meat washmug.

Bati Wash

Sticking you're penis in another man's butthole
"YO, that man over there does bati wash frequently
by Buttthoe February 1, 2018
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wash the mixer

Typically a term used on building sites when it's time to start cleaning up for the day.
I need to get out of here, so starting to wash the mixer.
by nolovinmcgovern February 24, 2017
mugGet the wash the mixermug.

Wash Ass

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.
"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"
by anonymous April 17, 2024
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Plower Wash

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
mugGet the Plower Washmug.

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016
mugGet the washing the fruitmug.

Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013
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