Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 01, 2024

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flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).

-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.

by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015

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Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 04, 2017

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Double flap snail

When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail

Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown

by Middle breek brazy October 05, 2017

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Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

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