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cunt splice

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.
Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.
by hiromasasama May 15, 2009
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Bare Cunt

Bare Cunt: a complete and utter cunt. A play on words from Michael Rosen's book "We're Going On A Bear Hunt", with London slang "bare" (meaning "a lot of").
Did you hear about that bare cunt Michael Rosen attacking a Jewish academic?

Beloved children's author Michael Rosen turned out to be a bare cunt.
by el ruberino May 24, 2021
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fucked cunt

Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt
Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.

Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.
by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015
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boi cunt

Aka boi pussy, ass pussy, a man using his ass hole as a vagina...
Damian mentioned Tama got his boi cunt smashed by that hung black guy..
by WTF May 19, 2018
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Cunt Snob

"Just take Heather, dude. She's hot. Quit being such a fucking cunt snob."
by Leviathan7 August 30, 2009
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cunt stench

It is that disgusting odor emanating from most nasty bitches pussies that make most men consider homosexuality.
Maryam: Eat me and I'lle make 'Saturday' today!
Tom: fuck no, bitch! You got the mad cunt stench!
by Adam Azulay February 21, 2007
mugGet the cunt stenchmug.

Cunt Whisperer

A person, especially a male, who has the uncanny ability to calm, placate, satisfy, or otherwise tame mean-spiritied, uptight, or generally bitchy women (i.e., cunt(s)). This could also refer to a man who is successful in manipulating his nagging wife.
Tom in Accounting is a cunt whisperer because he got his bitchy boss Susan to let him leave early on Friday when everyone else worked late.

John is a master cunt whisperer--he got his wife to let him go to the game.
by Big Philly Esq. July 26, 2011
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