You're Fired

What you say when you don't get your pictures of Spider-Man!

Person 1: Where are my pictures of Spider-Man!?
Person 2: I couldn't get them yet.
Person 1: You're Fired! get out of my building!

by Mr_NRG16 November 19, 2020

Retire-Fire

When you're boss tells you that you are fired at their retirement party. It of course holds no ground because they no longer have any authority over you. It is usually a power trip done to try to convince themself that they are not getting old and that they can still boss people around (not including grandchildren).

"Hey Jim, I heard that Janice fired you last night at her retirement party."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."

by Jmd555RivCa March 27, 2009

Friendly Fire

When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.

Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!

by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020

fire-ringin

to picture June Carter write Ring of Fire and to feel it intensely
🖤

I was fire-ringin so bad this week. So heavy. So deep.
Do you get that with music too?

by Krkič March 29, 2019

COTTON FIRE

When you smoke too much weed , and your mouth is so dry, you have no spit for Anal lube... But you both decide to do it any way.

How much weed did you smoke if you want anal I'm not down for a COTTON FIRE....Get the lube

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

Return fire

When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.

Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas).

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020