dirty dirt digglin daryl

someone who will fuck you out of hundreds of dollars for something that should only cost you a couple of dollars . or trick you into paying them to fix and or repair something for way over the estimated cost should be .

home owner : hey i need some plumbing fixed in my basement my pipes are leaking
contractor : ooh OK let me have a look well it looks like you need to pay 3000 dollars for a new water system and stuff .
home owner : well let me think about ill get back to you soon ............. wow what a dirty dirt digglin daryl he is thats way over priced .

by slick over weight willy August 2, 2014

Shoveling Dirt

Dealing heroin

I saw my boy G shoveling dirt to some mexican niggaz the other day

by el sucio guapo September 20, 2014

Dirt-dickin

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.

The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.

by knastymf November 6, 2014

dirt loogy

Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.

I had a dirt loogy so I spit it on someone's shirt😉

by Loogy December 16, 2014

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

by analvagina December 6, 2013

dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first

by brazildude April 6, 2015