cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.

She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.

by V November 15, 2002

Poke The Tailpipe

A game played by a group of men either in the office with co-workers or at parties.

It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)

- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').

Person: "Hey Grant do you want to play Poke The Tailpipe at lunch?"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"

by Morgan Wilde September 22, 2012

tailpiper

someone who is addicted to anal sex.

"i had some anal sex last night" said john
"your a tailpiper" said peter

by hally perry April 24, 2008

Rooster Tailing

When someone forgets to scrub the toilet with a toilet brush after taking a gigantic dump, showing a trail of shit spiraling down the toilet bowl as it was flushed down.

Dave: Dude I think I'm gonna switch dorms, I can't live with these guys anymore
Chris: Why's that?
Dave: Dude because they use the toilet and keep rooster tailing, it's disgusting

Martin: Dude I swear if he rooster tails in my toilet one more time I'm gonna kick his fucking teeth out!

by window shopper November 5, 2009

rusty tailhook

it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.

I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.

by renaldo November 29, 2006

Tails

Tails is the most attractive video game character ever made, many people masturbate and or have dreams about him.

I had this dream last night Tails fucked my ass. I woke up with sticky sheets.

by Ness the Yiffy Fox March 25, 2005

Sawdusting the tailpipe

When a penus (or finger) is going in and out of someone's anal cavity and the dingleberries go flying like sawdust.

While Tyrone was sawdusting the tailpipe of Teresa, dingleberries flew into the salad Jane was tossing in the corner.

by Shaqueeda Lorenzo November 6, 2006