In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 20, 2012
Get the Boat Nazismug. Nance and I had a great time in the Boat Room this weekend.
Let’s retire to the Boat Room after showering.
Let’s retire to the Boat Room after showering.
by Boat Room Bill May 24, 2021
Get the Boat Roommug. A currency used for sliding an entire yacht boat up a pussy (Very Dangerous, Might be transmittable)
by MeezyPlayz February 10, 2024
Get the build a boat for treasuremug. by toolavish May 12, 2021
Get the boatmug. When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.
This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...
by Binky D April 10, 2024
Get the Baltimore boat wreckmug. by RD aka LB July 1, 2017
Get the darnell boatmug. Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.
I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.
Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?
Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?
by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021
Get the Yard boatmug.