math

something terrible

Mom: how was ur day today?
Me: I have math homework
Mom: Thats terrible lets contact your teacher!
I wish

by HuanTacoVan March 7, 2017

Math

A subject that takes to long and is not fun at all. Gives you to much work and is to hard.

"I hate math."

by Dudethesearedpunnywords February 21, 2017

Reflective Math

When artists, creatives, or math educators leverage on objects like mirror, glass, and water to bring out the concept and magic of mirror-image or reflection symmetry—when an object or image is indistinguishable from its transformed image.

An example of reflective math is the equation 3 + 8 = 11, whose image and reflection are the same.

by Numerati October 14, 2024

Math

Mental attack to humans.

Guy 1: What's math?
Guy 2: Mental attack to humans.

by SupaDumb April 20, 2024

Math

MATH CAN PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY KILL YOU

HOW TF- IS THERE LETTERS IN MATH THATS LIKE SAYING MY PHONE IS AT X PRECENT

by Vans :) February 10, 2021

Vedic Math

The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.

Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.

Taglines:

"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."

by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024

Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.

Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.

by G2evera August 11, 2025