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Chad

A Chad is a person who is a player and can get many girls to do different things with him. ill let your brain take you where it wants to go.
by theschoolphone January 20, 2022
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Chad

I took a Chad in my pants. Oh Chad that’s awesome!
by Chad. March 12, 2023
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Chad

You're probably a big simp who is the worst leader of the football team! Chads are SIMP Horrible!
Hello Chad! Find more persons to simp for!
by NathanChats November 18, 2021
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Chad

Chad is every average white guy who thinks he is good at football but is ass at it and pulls no girls just guys
by ur pookie <3 March 20, 2025
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Chad

Usually a bearded, muscular, bald headed man.
Hard working professional by day, prowling for cougars at the bar by night. Seen wearing shades (most likely stolen from your local gas station), jeans 2 sizes to big (pockets filled with $, a lighter & a pack of red senecas of course), white or black T (also 2 sizes to big), a fedora & an expensive looking pair of shoes that were traded for a half but let’s not forget the gold cross hanging from his neck & his shining fossil watch reflecting off of the charm in his eye. (Old school) Has 2 phones 1 for the bitches, & 1 for the low. Well groomed. Tatted af. Smooth. (Smoother than his freshly saved head) Expert in female biology. Freak in the sheets. Horse cock. Typical ladies man. Probably has enough kids (including the unknown) to fill up a mini bus. Chad is the alpha male, top dawg, when you need a hand in the street or to be bent over your sink, he’s the 1 to call. Never been in a 3 some but its a fantasy. Enjoys vacationing, evenings on the couch (after church of course) watching cops (his fav) & being called daddy. (Obviously) Loyalty & respect is the motto, player is the game. One to call you out on your bullshit & be the first one (&usually the last I mean only 1) to swing. Probably should be enrolled in anger management but if he isn’t, good luck Charlie.

All together Chad is the real deal, complete package. You will be a lucky woman if you end up with Chad.

Ladies: get em while you can

Gentlemen: be like Chad
Chad where is my child support money?
by Call em daddy September 9, 2020
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Dungeon Chad

A Dungeon Synth artist who has never bothered to learn theory, barely knows what chords are and mostly plays white keys. Barely a musician and almost always self taught, the Dungeon Chad trips and stumbles their way into accidental melodies. Chads often release their music on cassette in small quantities for audiences that are just as small. Expect any merch you order from these folk to reek of marijuana and possibly be covered in cat hair. Dungeon Chad has no interest in furthering the genre, choosing instead to clog up the place with intentionally obscure and unnecessary demos and EP’s that distract the audience from any decent music coming out.
This dude is such a Dungeon Chad, you can tell he is just noodling around on a Casio with some rain sample playing behind it. Awesome.
by mikeysnacks July 25, 2022
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chad

A very cool protective person. they have the best smile and love eye contact. very outgoing and is very popular. Very friendly and talkative person. can be shy at first but once you get to know them they are very cool.He’s smart and brave but doesnt really see it. works really hard to achive goals. When they are in a relationship they try their best to make them happy and loves complimenting them. He also loves being complemented back by the girl he likes.
by deeznuttysgehwh November 22, 2021
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