Gorilla Tag

Pixelated Gorillas controlled by 13 year old babies

Guy 1: "Yo, Wanna Play Gorilla Tag?"
Guy 2: "You should kill yourself."

by PoisEM March 14, 2024

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mag-tag

A term used by law enforcement during the 80's and early 90's. It referred to striking a perp with their flashlight. The brand of flashlight used by the majority of law enforcement departments was the MAG-LITE. The model was a specific police issued variant of the, "MAG-LITE 5 cell D flashlight". Many officers found it quicker to retrieve the flashlight from their utility belt than the night stick because of how many of the utility belts were designed.

Besides the slang term that came about, the flashlight was also very effective for smashing out windows if the situation called for it. It also performed well as a flashlight....

Did you hear about the close call Deputy Big Mclargehuge had last night? A suspect produced a concealed knife he had on him and tried to stab Mclargehuge. Jumping out of the way Mclargehuge struck the suspect with his flashlight while repeating to STOP RESISTING Soon the suspect was in custody. Wow, Mclargehuge really is the best at mag-tag.

by JoesGLI August 18, 2016

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Genital Tagged

When some posts a picture of them and someone else with one or both of them tagged in the others crotch. This is to heavily imply that either the poster wants to have sex with the other or they already have.

OMG, grace genital tagged Brian do you think they did it?

by UrbanMel November 26, 2016

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Gorilla tag

A fun virtual reality game with 5 year olds screaming and 8 year olds screaming. In the game, you are a gorilla with no legs and you must bounce off of your surroundings to not get tagged

Bob: hey wanna play Gorilla Tag
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore

by ShowerTowel104 March 4, 2022

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