Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.
"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"
by FriendlyWorder March 21, 2018
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Barking tree spider

The barking tree spiders are thick in here this evening.
by April 10, 2023
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Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider

A Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a 2 faced bitch with multiple personalities resembling a Dog, Rat, Snake, & Spider traits. Trust that you don't want to play with this crossbreed.... The Dog will bark, as the Snake strikes, the Spider is venomous as he-she digs dirt on a unsuspecting victim & doesn't hesitate to RAT (snitch) no matter if you think your homies, friends, or family. The spunk punk Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider doesn't have a heart or soul. The origin of the crossbreed is unknown though it very well may have sprouted it's evil seed from the pits of Hell.
That Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a snitch whore bitch!
by Anyalatte September 05, 2016
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Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
Not here to fuck spiders, mate.
by Nick Brook May 01, 2025
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Not here to fuck spiders

Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders
by URBAN155 July 18, 2022
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Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.
Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."
by Gaybuttsex April 06, 2025
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Man-spider

Jackson and devans pet spider who Ethan killed
Ethan you killed Man-spider
by the J creater July 02, 2021
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