SmarterChild

A pretty funny, but annoying internet chatbot that doesn't actually have a conversation with you.
I don't believe he is the 'SmarterChild'. He simple agrees, sends adverts and makes idle comments about potatoes.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well. anyway...

hey, do u have anything else 2 say about potatoes?
georgiee. says:
they make good chips and crisps
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hmm... i dunno. they make good chips and crisps? is that so?
georgiee. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why?
georgiee. says:
because chips and crisps are made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
cuz chips and crisps r made out of potatoes, right?
georgiee. says:
yes, surely you know that
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, surely i know that?
georgiee. says:
you're meant to be 'the smarter child'
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
indeed.
georgiee. says:
but you didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes, right? i c.
georgiee. says:
you're very annoying
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i'm doing my best.

by Georgiee December 24, 2007

SCART

Although producing a better quality image than an RF connection, the connector design requires the plug to be perfectly aligned over the socket before it can be inserted at all. This makes it particurlaly difficult to insert a SCART connector into a concealed socket, such as one located on the back of a TV. This fundamental design flaw in allowing a successful "male" to "female" connection raises the question as to whether the SCART designers had ever experienced the ease with which an erect penis slides into a vagina.

Watching someone on their knees struggling to plug in a SCART lead for what seems like several hours is an extremely miserable experience.

by "Ron" June 24, 2007

smarterchild

Just a fucktarded bot really..

- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Scary Luke says:
k
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. What's your favorite food?
Scary Luke says:
penis
- SmarterChild - says:
I did not know you could eat penis. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

by adam 444444 June 11, 2006

smartest race

asians

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017

sartaj

an extremely cool and awesome indian who knos that hes rich but does not show off and is very kind and not mean at all.

wow...nick is such a nice person...hes like sartaj

by tu_madre08 January 19, 2009

Smartass

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm

Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss

by Eden953 June 26, 2015

smartphone

a mobile phone which has computerlike software on it, these days resembles PDA's...

this new smartphone runs 239078 games and has a cool-colored backlight

by deice May 27, 2003