Flaming Screecharoo

When you get stuck fist fighting a Kangaroo and you machete its arms off then light them on fire n double penetrate your wife with then until she screeches like the guy screech from saved by the bell

Traveling Australia was wild. Fought a Kangaroo, went hunting, had a bonfire, and got to dp my girl. All in all it was a Flaming Screecharoo l!

by Allnight Anderson February 7, 2023

assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

Hollywood Screen Testing

Making porn in a movie theatre.

I'm Hollywood Screen Testing in a theatre right now.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

shatty scree

1) Influential musically and vine trend. Katy Perry even used this term in her hit song "I kissed a Girl" she liked it so much she became a shat cat (A term for shatty enthusiasts). This was the pinacol of early 2000s comedy.

2) A common slang term used in the early 2000s often between acquaintances or friends.

"Ayo! Shatty Scree Scree!"

"Shatty Scree!"

by blackjack69420 September 11, 2023

Rickety Screendoor

A high pitched and oscillating farther, which mimics the sound of a squeaky screen door.

The Wife ripped one that sounded like a Rickety Screendoor.

by SpookyJanglez October 29, 2023

Dasani Scheme

The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.

Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”

Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

White Screen

If you turn your brightness all the way up on your device and project a white screen on it, it will generate better lighting for when youre filming videos, on face time etc. People normally do this before sleeping on call with their boyfriend/girlfriend

Person A: “Whatd you search up ‘white screen’ for”

Person B: “Oh I was just on call with my girlfriend last night”

by Iamgwen October 8, 2024