Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
by Sukikeri August 28, 2010
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Lucas: hi
Person 1: hi Lukie
Lucas: don't call me lukie 2wehfhewrbfiewgfyewqbgyeqb
Person 2: ok Lukie
Lucas: DON'T CALL ME THAT
Person 3: shut up you screedy
Person 1: hi Lukie
Lucas: don't call me lukie 2wehfhewrbfiewgfyewqbgyeqb
Person 2: ok Lukie
Lucas: DON'T CALL ME THAT
Person 3: shut up you screedy
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Chinese business owners that don't believe in playing by the rules by illegally importing sub-standard products that give us Americans a nightmare buying experience when the product breaks before ever being used or catches on fire while in use or simply falls apart during use. Chinese business owners screw over their employees by underpaying them like slaves and don't feel its necessary to pay them on time because it's not important to them because they have millions in the bank. Chinese business owners that strap dildos to their heads and walk around screwing their employees over time and time again.
Man I wish that I didn't work for the Screwnicorns (Chinese) because they are always chasing me around the office with dildos on their head to make me submissive to their devious business plan of screwing over hard working Americans by selling them sub-standard product.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 14, 2011
Get the SCREWNICORNS mug.Expression coined by WRC-TV (Washington DC) meteorologist Tom Keirien to describe a sunrise so impeccably perfect that words are inadequate; the only tribute to do it justice would be to freeze-frame and fly the image into a computer to use as desktop artwork.
Use of the term "screensaver" might be considered inaccurate were the image to be used for the Desktop or as Wallpaper instead of as a screensaver. But in context the usage is acceptable, as everyone gets it.
Use of the term "screensaver" might be considered inaccurate were the image to be used for the Desktop or as Wallpaper instead of as a screensaver. But in context the usage is acceptable, as everyone gets it.
Newshosts - What's the weather like, Tom?
Tom - Take a look at our City Camera at this screensaver sunrise.
Tom - Take a look at our City Camera at this screensaver sunrise.
by Professor Al September 21, 2009
Get the Screensaver Sunrise mug.n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.
GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
by 818-adjacent January 22, 2011
Get the screendreamer mug.A variation of the classic internet troll, this version takes screencaps for everything his/her victims say and do and if they have an ED or Metokur article - adds them to the article.
They do not listen to reason and ignoring em doesn't work, they just keep on doing it.
They do not listen to reason and ignoring em doesn't work, they just keep on doing it.
"Man...he screencapped my journals 246 times already..."
"Sounds like you got a screencap addict on your hands there..."
"A Screencap Addict?"
"Yes, a member of the internet troll family."
"Sounds like you got a screencap addict on your hands there..."
"A Screencap Addict?"
"Yes, a member of the internet troll family."
by MM132 June 24, 2012
Get the Screencap Addict mug.This sentence is over used by the BIO Baby-bear. This means when you Fart, Piss, Shit, and cough all at once.Another way of using this is Yelling "Y'all Mind If i Hit That Yeet Screet Rat Hole.
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