horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.

Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.

horse dick syndrome by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015

LMS Little Man Syndrome 

Someone with LMS generally under the height of 5'4" and is always angry . One who needs to be loud and insulting in order to get attention of others.

Did you see that driver with LMS little man syndrome coming? He ran over everything and got out started yelling at everybody then we noticed he was really short and wanted attention . He had LMS for sure .
Sean had Red Hair as well as LMS little man syndrome he was always angry and obnoxious

LMS Little Man Syndrome by Wolfs Hook May 31, 2016

El Paso Syndrome 

A sickness that people from El Paso TX have that prohibits them from leaving.

SYMPTOMS:
-Giving up on things before starting them
-Dropping out of college in their first semester
-Having many illegitimate children
-Working at call centers
-Living with parents past 30 years old
-Having large aspirations, but too lazy to achieve them
-Makes excuses for being lazy

JUSTIN - "Juan is still working at that call center? He said he wanted to be a doctor."

CARLA - I know, it must be that El Paso syndrome."

El Paso Syndrome by Big bear8 October 28, 2016

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Wandering Dick Syndrome 

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Wandering Dick Syndrome by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017

Trump-fatigue Syndrome 

Anxiety caused by the constant barrage of media coverage on TV and social media regarding Donald Trump. People who find it difficult to turn on the TV news or open their social media page because it causes them stress and anxiety may suffer from Trump-fatigue Syndrome. This syndrome may cause high blood pressure, shortness of breath, and even heart attack or stroke.

"My psychologist said that I should stay away from TV news and social media because I have Trump-fatigue Syndrome."

Trump-fatigue Syndrome by Dzuko99 September 4, 2018

Lost Homie Syndrome 

When your homie gets a taste of that sweet, sweet punani on the first date and drops everything else to make sure this girl stays happy just for some more punani

Bro I farted in front of Brian’s girls and know they both don’t talk to me, mans got lost homie syndrome

Lost Homie Syndrome by FattySpit1 November 20, 2018