swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

Swannington

An extremely boring town in North West Leicestershire where only creepy pensioners live, close to Coalville and just up the road from Whitwick. All they have there is a shitty Indian restaurant, a ruined railway station and an abandoned windmill called Hough Mill.

"Unfortunately, I'm off to Swannington this weekend. I won't enjoy it."

by WillieSpency December 17, 2020

swang'll

to be a bitch

the queeen of england is not a swang'll

by bad brit boy December 31, 2020

Swanging in the rain

Good

Person A: how you doing?

Person B: man, I’m swanging in the rain

by Intheshadows January 8, 2021

Swanny

If Carlsberg made men.....

Wow, what a bloke. Charming, funny, caring, and loyal. Has a temper if pushed. But can be pushed more than most.
Built with a large manhood he is extremely great at almost everything, but only almost.

Swanny what a guy.

by Godtastic January 10, 2021

swank

Can either be used for endearment or extreme hatred, the meaning is decided by the giver and unknown by the receiver. (commonly expressed by using two quiet coyotes upwards in a swift motion, can be subtle or aggressive)

Uplifting: Bro you’re so swank!
Derogatory: Man I was dating this girl and she was suck a dumb swank!

by swanky swank February 14, 2021