I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.
by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023
Get the Mint ring surprisemug. To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.
I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.
by steelsupply July 17, 2013
Get the fing your ringmug. by The first toe December 31, 2022
Get the The Ohio Red Ringmug. An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.
by stevendawson August 10, 2021
Get the Maidstonian Ring of Firemug. WHEN NIGGA SOFOS IS ON A GOOFY AHH HOLIDAY AND GETS PERMA RINGED BY HIS MASTER FOFOS THEN HE CRIES AND SENTS ILLEGAL GOOFY SILLY CONCUSSIVE RAMBACULLOUS ELECTRIFIED DEATH THREAST CAUSE HE IS BITCHLESS AND PLAYSCLASH OF CLANS ON HIS HOLIDAYS
by dsdqfWGwgvb April 17, 2022
Get the SOFOS NIGGA RINGmug. A bastardization of wang dang doodle the blues song. Could be easily be used as a euphemism for "booty-call on my damn dick".
by juanxpicante November 30, 2021
Get the ring dang doodlemug. Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!
Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!
Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!
by Ehhh_no_thanks May 30, 2016
Get the faux septum ringmug.