roberts pillow

When a man slides his shlong against a pillow

Omg he is roberts pillow

by mARCUS Karaasskzsa s November 2, 2014

Robert

Robert is a male name, they are generally tall and have brown hair kept in a short style. They always try to be the comedian not knowing they are not funny at all but just an interrupting jerk.

Robert: h-
Person: NO

by Septiplier|911| September 26, 2018

Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.

This is a 100 percent Robert Pastor disaster.

by Craig10 December 3, 2021

Robert Burnell

A great Entrepreneur and Writer he makes the world work for him

He must be Robert Burnell

by #UNKNOWN1 November 25, 2021

Robert Patterson

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday

That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.

by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022

robert

a dirty slave who eats watermelon, chicken, and loves kool-aid

nigga 1 : hey have you seen Robert?
nigga 2 : I have hes so black

by Niggatr0n November 21, 2023

roberted

the process or act to dress like a school shooter or a bank robber.

Ever since Ryan roberted, he has not been the same

by wakemeup.jpg October 6, 2017