Dry Robert

A wet Willy without the wet. A dry Robert.

I’m going to give you a dry Robert.

by Dryrobert February 1, 2021

dr robert malone

a fucking hero.

he saved a fuckton of people using ivermectin.

"very soon there will be hundreds of health officials saying 'it was your choice, no one made you take it'" ~dr robert malone.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan April 11, 2022

not cool robert frost

An expression of mild exasperation or frustration - may be used as a substitute for a curse word at work or in front of children. (Inspired by the first Kid President pep talk).

Roomie #1: Where's the rest of the cake from last night? I was planning to have it for breakfast...

Roomie #2: I ate it after you went to bed...sorry.

Roomie #1: Not cool Robert Frost!

by IDStarGirl October 18, 2020

The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace

think of someone sexy. Do you have an image in your mind yet? now multiply that sexiness by 10000000. This man loves pussy, music, and himself with a passion. There is nothing to stop him from writing songs about emo girls. When he wants to impress a chick, he calls his friend James at 9:30 at night to scream for him. NOTHING will stop him from tapping that sweet lil ole ass. Him and his 7.5 inch dick will come and get YOU. He is out for ass and he will get it. With a beautiful voice to accompany his millimeter defeater. This man loves punk, metal and most of all his own good looks. Seriously a ken doll in the flesh. Fun fact: He has no pubic hair whatsoever. To anyone reading this hit him up. He will find that ass and get busy.

Yo Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace just fucked me and my girl while singing beach boy by mccaferty

by Metal_Poser6969 February 1, 2023

hot robert

Hot Robert in his Dreams, nothing but
a Fat Obese Cow. A Mama's Boy!!!
Look at yourself, before you make fun
of others............................
Also Grandma's Pet!!!!!!!!!
Have some more on your Plate.
I want you so Fat. The Girls will not
notice, the Flab around your waist.
Your starting to Look like Ha! Ha!

Says he's afraid of
Changes. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
What a Joke!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!!!!!
Nothing But a Coward!!!!!!!!!!!

by jeff April 22, 2005

Dirty Robert Largecock

A reference to any male who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a director or otherwise. May also refer to any guy you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.

Dirty Robert Largecock... this is neither the time or the place. Put that thing away!

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010