Petty

Your Mom when she eats sugar

You: your gonna eat the whole box.
Your Mom: Shut the f*ck up
You: your being petty

by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

Petty

When max verstappen walked off the podium in Saudi Arabia

Red bull super fans are petty

by Michael massi December 23, 2021

Concrete potty

When a man masturbates and then pisses

"yo, I had the nastiest concrete potty EVER!"

by Brian Venturino January 6, 2008

muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008

Sandpaper Patty

When your vagina is dry and you need some lube.

Swing into Walgreens, I need some KY jelly before I get there. She's a Sandpaper Patty.

by quiteordinary December 19, 2015

Shot Putt Nut

When you ejaculate onto a golf ball and putt it into her butt-hole.

Charlie is a really good Shot Putt Nut-er.

by c0rnh0le May 21, 2020