Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010

Pinto beaner

Simply put, in order to be a pinto beaner, you must be a fair skinned Mexican. You are a hybrid between Caucasian and Mexican.

Juans skin is light for a Mexican, so I call him a pinto beaner.

by RyanMc November 2, 2014

Pink Medallions

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.

1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

pineapple apple pen

a dumn ass person that says that stuff

hi i am a pineapple apple pen

by supmotherfuckers November 10, 2016

Pinnacle of Boredom

When you type all the letters of the English keyboard forwards, backwards, diagonally and random fashion.

Stop that! You have reached the pinnacle of boredom.

by LaserImouto July 2, 2022

Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004

ten pint princess

A ten pint princess refers to a woman who looks extremely attractive to a bloke in a pub or a club, at 6am in the morning who has had 10 pints of beer. Usually these princesses' are total mingers, and the poor fella will have the shock of his life the next morning, when he wakes up to find some big hairy bird with who weighs in about 200lbs, sitting on his cock.

Did you see Tom last night? he was that pissed he fucked off home with that minger who looks like Trot out of Eastenders, you know the one, the fat ugly fucker....the poor bloke is going to have the shock of his life when he wakes up and see's a ten pint princess sitting on his cock.

by Britannic May 25, 2009