Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.

I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.

by Fakakda November 1, 2018

ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.

what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?

by Qton81 November 9, 2018

Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda

hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.

by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019

Manda Panda

something that dumbass say to people mainly asians tho

Fat kid: "Hey Ajax, MANDA PANDA AHHHH"
Ajax: "Fuck u bro, wanna play fortnite tho?"

by Thiccmanj3 January 14, 2019

Bee Panda

Another name for a bumble bee.

Wow, look at that bee panda nest over there.

by Rahc July 1, 2019

Backhanded Panda

A fucking good whack from the panda to the jaw

When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda

by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019

Fat Panda

A female with a fat vagina you can see even with clothes on.

Damn! She thick! Yea man, she got a fat panda too! I hope it smell like water cause I wanna dive in it. I don't eat ass tho!

by Jackinyocrack167 June 3, 2020