1. One who polishes the package of a human male by licking and sucking the sack and cock
2. A rank in Bejewled blitz on facebook
2. A rank in Bejewled blitz on facebook
by Thetruthisbehindjew October 27, 2010
Get the Gem polisher mug.A white girl or woman projecting contentment, happiness or even smug self-satisfaction with her life choices, despite the nagging fear that hooking up with Tyrone, resulting in her having an Amerimutt mixed raced child was not in her best interest. Never-the-less she continues with the facade, with smiles and even perhaps marriage, while she watches her girlfriends land high status white men and produce fair skinned, flowing haired children with higher IQs.
Did you here what happened to Jen? No. She got knocked up....by a guy named....Tyrone! Can you believe it? No way. She had everything in college. Yeah..they are getting married to, I heard. You do know 50% of all marriages end in divorce right? I know, I know. LOL. She better polish that turd until it shines because there ain't much hope for landing another guy if they divorce. Polishing a Turd! *laughter*. I never heard that one before. *more laughter* Another one for the dust bin huh? It sure looks that way. LOL LOL LOL.....So what are you going to order for lunch? A white guy with a job!! *raucous laughter*. OMG...you're so bad, I mean really. Poor Jen. *more laughter*
by ika tan June 5, 2018
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What you say when something is cool or hot. "ishness' can be added to the end of any term to make it sound better.
by Barbie April 2, 2005
Get the popishness mug.A term popularly used by inbreds and substandard musicians who are incapable of correctly spelling the word 'polish'.
'Let's be honest. you just can't ploish a turd, can you?'
In this example, the user has attempted to insult the quality of someone else's endeavours. However, due to the user's poor understanding of the English language, the insult has backfired and made him look like a buffoon.
In this example, the user has attempted to insult the quality of someone else's endeavours. However, due to the user's poor understanding of the English language, the insult has backfired and made him look like a buffoon.
by Lukey April 4, 2005
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a missle willie in the mouth.a stroke of luck.pipe fitting. lube job. masterbation on a bitches face. and yelling clean it bitch.
a missle willie in the mouth.a stroke of luck.pipe fitting. lube job. masterbation on a bitches face. and yelling clean it bitch.
by mattitude and mikeaholic May 2, 2003
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Get the Polichuk mug."Pickle pollishing shit sniffer" Is a term used by pissed off truck drivers when traffic doesn't allow their entry to a highway
by ninja6r January 24, 2010
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