penguin

a short guy that has a fat round stomach and walks with his back arched.

My brother in law looks like a penguin especially when he is wearing his wife beater undershirt.

by jp1 November 27, 2006

penguin

An awkward lesbian. Typically identifiable by plaid attire, taste in music that ignores anything more than 5 years old, or tendency to speak to oneself and/or criticize others in a quiet, heavily-impeded speech, much like that of a penguin. Also prone to frantic movements of the arms below the elbows.

She rocked the penguin look, wearing a plaid button down while scoffing at the coldplay song playing through the sound system.

by shakakhan February 23, 2008

enigma-penguin

crazy ass motherfucking penguin who doesnt ever stop ranting about neowin.net

god damnit stop being such a damn penguin

by wooooo February 4, 2005

penguin love

wen penguins fuck...

penguin love gives me a boner

by bob February 10, 2005

pengwang

penis,dick, or male private parts

let me suck on your pengwang

by arielle January 29, 2005

penguiinos

It comes from the latin word which means penguin. It's a place in the clouds where a rainbow is permanently there. Gay people go there and live there. LIKE MILES AND VINCENT!!

Miles was so fat no one loved him except for Vincent, then they flew off to Penguiinos.

by Jessica Z March 11, 2005

Penguin Express

When an incision is made to the scrotum and a penis or penis-like object is used to have intercourse with the open scrotum; a technique usually favored by masochists to increase pain and heighten arousal.

I gave Jimmy a Penguin Express because he is a homosexual masochist and I am a sick, sadistic freak.

by Lover of the Penguin Express July 23, 2008