sorry ass

1) Lame, pitiful, without taste

2) Stubborn, without relief from his/her own point of view

1) That sorry ass just ruined the whole evening!

2) <Jim> There IS no alternative to this--I know it for sure!

<Mark> I checked it out yesterday and found 144 other sources for it, you sorry ass!

by Alex September 28, 2003

Ass Eater

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have a piece of ass than a piece of cake.

Crystal Lewis is a binge ass eater, she claims to not be hungry, but once Analucia enters with that fat ass, Crystal dives for a tasting.

by Hunteryum June 15, 2015

nasty ass

Someone who is foul and disgusting in appearance, attitude, speech and/or deed even by ghetto standards.

Darnelle: I got busy with dis bitch last night, Yo! She did everything! She pissed on me, threw up in my mouth, shit on my chest, and put big ass beads in my ass!

Tavone: And you came here without a bath?! Damn, D! Get yo' nasty ass away from me, Yo!

by Tenacious Faulker November 22, 2011

barrel ass

Refers to either someone with an unusually large ass or the ass itself. Saying made popular by the character 'Frank Rizzo' as played by Johnny Brennan of the comedy team, 'The Jerky Boys'.

Example 1

Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl's ass!
Guy 2: Wow, she has a barrel ass!

Exampe 2

Guy 1: Damn, that girl is fat!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a barrel ass!

by Jake Brasco April 9, 2008

ass napkin

a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern

Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!

by Brutus Roengardener November 24, 2007

ass sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

lookin ass

saying you look like someone or something....saying you resemble someone or something...someone with a stupid look

or

someone who looks so stupid

Yo Bill Cosby lookin ass.

Hey look theres a dog over there......LOOKIN ASS!

by that one kid named WALEED December 7, 2006