Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.

Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting

by 0lorin January 14, 2019

pre-beach

Area just before the beach, where sand and grass are mixed

Grass, grass and sand(pre-beach), beach, ocean or other water source

by told you! JS May 30, 2011

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 03, 2019

Palm Beach Crazy

bat shit crazy: not mentally present: marked by EXTREME delusions, esp. of grandeur: beyond insane: total loss of reason and accountability: unaware or unconcerned about consequences, compulsive liar, lives in the past, weird . . .

"She's not just crazy, she's Palm Beach Crazy," do you know what I mean?"

by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bomb

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".

I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.

by A COOMER May 25, 2022

Beach Episode

An episode based in a Hot Spring/Beach/Pool in most modern anime. These episodes are usually the calm before the storm, which means that the following episode is either a big fight or the dramatic climax depending on what type of anime.

*Beach episode starts*
Person 1: Oh shit is gonna go down next episode

by Oh its MR MVP?! SIMP!!! May 28, 2022

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 04, 2018